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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WHY DID THEY LOSE???

Dear Tiffani,

Why did they [New England Patriots] lose???

Frank


Dear Frank,

The answer lies in applied mathematics, my friend.

First, addition. The Pats were ahead 34-28 when the Colts scored a touchdown, adding six points, and kicked a point after touchdown, adding one point, totaling 35 points. Then the game ended, and the mathematical concept of "greater than, less than" was applied, in this case 35 (Colts) > (greater than 34 (Pats), so the Colts were deemed to have won! It is so sad that our schools are not teaching the real-world application of subjects like mathematics and sonnet appreciation to America's students.

However, if you had asked me why the Pats went for fourth-and-two on their own 28 and tried a bone-headed one yard pass, my answer might have been different.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tiffany,

Oh, now I got it. I was'nt to good at math in hi school.

Thanks for the clarification.

Frank

November 18, 2009 9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real answer to the question is because Bill Belicheck is a self centered, ego driven, poorly dressed jerk. :)

December 2, 2009 2:59 PM  

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